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Chase: “Scott you better get out of the pantry or Mom’s going to kill you.”
Scott: “Nuh uh, She doesn’t even have a sword.”
Scott: “Mom if I take a nap today, can I not take a nap for the rest of the days.?”
Me: “No you still have to take one the rest of the days”
Scott “please, I will take one today and then I won’t be tierd on the rest of the days.”
Me: “We’ll see. Maybe if you take good naps all week you won’t have to take one on Sunday.”
Scott: “Well actually I am going to be really tired on Sunday, so I’ll still just take a nap on Sunday. It’s Fine.”
Me Thinking… Um what just happened there?
Chase and Scott were in the bath and Scott took a big gulp of water, Chase said “Gross Scott don’t drink the water” and Scott said “It’s okay, I haven’t peed in it yet.”
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Yesterday we were driving and Aspen was quoting a movie and she said “I’m going to say a bad word, It’s a really bad one… GUTS! And Scott said “Guts isn’t really a bad word, but Crap face probably is.”
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Zoe came down stairs and said “Mom, Scott is being so rude he keeps saying shut up, shut up, shut up, over and over again. And I said “well what are you saying to him?” and she said “I’m just telling him to stop drinking the benedryl” I then rush upstairs to get him (he wasn’t really drinking benedryl) but he was holding it in his hand and he was pretending to drink it. So I tried telling him how dangerous that was, and I told him if he really did drink it we would have to take him to the hospital and they would have to stick a hose down his throat into his belly and suck out all the medicine and Scott said “Well I really like hoses” and I said “this isn’t a fun hose it’s a owie hose” and Scott said “Mom, that don’t make any sense” and he walked off.
I asked Scott if he wanted me to put a movie on for him and he said "Ya, but I probably shouldn't watch any more naughty movies because they teach me to say things like... Shut up or I'm going to kill you, and sometime they make me think about God."
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We Love you Scott Dog the Hot Dog!




